Well-versed dabbler and well-dabbled verser.

Affectionately called Jackiepedia by those who know me, I have an exhaustive memory for all things knowledge, from the arcane to the ephemeral. I am known to those around me for my speed in delivery, both written and repartee.

Like a chameleon, I go from dry and deadpan to colorful and sprightly. I adapt to any voice and every sliver of personality until it becomes my own, spinning tales that capture your innermost thoughts and reveal them in the most vivid and lifelike way possible.

I am not merely a storyteller. I am a raconteur.

(And I write like a motherfucker.)